One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
>>>>pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could
get
>>>>rid
>>>>of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of
>>>>intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his
wife
>>>>with
>>>>a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed
these
>>>>up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent
response, so
>>>>she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in
>>>>place,
>>>>she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the
>>>>gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother.