One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss
>>> each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a
little
>>>horny. With an air of
>>> confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and,
>>>
>>>smiling, he
>>> says to her "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
>>>
>>> Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents
will see
>>>
>>>us!"
>>>
>>> "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
>>>
>>> "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
>>>
>>> Horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love
you so
>>>
>>>much!"
>>>
>>> "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
>>>
>>> "Oh yes you can. Please?"
>>>
>>> Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on,
and
>>>the girl's little sister
>>> shows up in her pajamas, and in a sleepy voice she
says:
>>>
>>> "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob.
Otherwise
>>>I can do it. Or
>>> if need be, Dad says he can come down himself and
do it.
>>>
>>>But for God's
>>> sake tell the asshole to take his fucking hand off
the
>>>intercom!"
>>