I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening
when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up
and waved. She was
stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard
my five-year-old
shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't
wearing a seat belt!"
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom
to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it
out and threw it in
the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a
moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it
up and said with a
charming little smile, "We better throw this one out
too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago'."