Spain
"Te Amo"

France
"Je T'aime"

Germany
"lch Liebe Dich"

Japan
"Ai Shite Imasu"

Italy
"Ti Amo"

China
"Wo Ai Ni"

Sweden
"Jag Alskar"

Alabama
Arkansas
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Tennessee
Idaho
Missouri
Mississippi
Montana
Louisiana
Virginia
West Virginia
Kentucky
*parts of Florida

" Nice Ass, Get in the truck."

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White