LMAO. Nope. It's #1 ~ never played in the Columbus Symphony (I was asked to, but I had a conflict)

I'm going to guess #2

1. I refuse to leave the house without my toenails painted...preferably red
2. I've only had sex with a woman once, but I'd try it again
3. I am thinking about getting my hair cut....short this time

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