Tricky Mother
>
> "Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who
> lives with a female roommate Vikki...
>
> During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice
> how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
> relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
> she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his
roommate
> than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I
> know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just
> roommates."
>
> About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
> You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>
> "Well, I ! doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So
he
> sat down and wrote:
>
> (This is cute)..........
> Dear Mama,
>
> I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my
house,
> I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that
it
> has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
> Love,
> Anthony
>
> Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
> Mama, which read:
>
> Dear Son,
>
> I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying
> that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
were
> sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
> Love,
> Mama
>
> Lesson of the day:
>
> Don't Lie to Your Mother
>