One day, a rabbit is bounding along when he sees a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit says to the giraffe "Put that down, come running through the forest with me, it's much more fun!" The giraffe puts the joint aside and follows the rabbit into the forest.

Later, the rabbit sees an elephant chopping a line of coke. The rabbit says "Oh elephant, think of your health! Come running through the forest with me!" The elephant puts down his razor and mirror and dutifully follows the rabbit as best he can.

This time, the rabbit sees a lion about to shoot up. He asks the lion to come running through the forest with him, but the lion attacks the rabbit and savagely kills him, tearing the poor rabbit to shreds. A tiger asks the lion "What did you do that for?" and the lion responds "Every time that little fucking rabbit takes ecstasy he makes me run after him through the forest like an arsehole".

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