WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female. .
. . . Any part under a car's hood.

Male...
. . . The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...
. . . Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male. . . . .
... . Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female. . . . .
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male. . . .
. . . Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female. . . . .
... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male. . .
. . . Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. v.
Female.. .
. . . . A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male. . . . .
. . Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female. . . . .
. . . An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

Male. . . .
. . . A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.

7.MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female. . . .
. . .. The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male. . .
. . . . Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female. . .
. . . A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male. . .
. . . . . A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd