A young man was preparing to take a cart full of groceries to the parking lot for a beautiful young lady. As they exited the store the lady looking at the fine young man whispered to him: " i have an itchy ****y". To which he replied: " Maam, you'll have to point it out, because all foreign cars look the same to me.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd