You're Getting Old When...

~You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
to go along.

~Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?

~Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

~Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have
begun to grow in the middle.

~A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his
doctor instead of by the police.

~Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one
that will get you home earlier.