OH TO BE 6 AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love to be six again," was her reply.

On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like to be six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you d--- a --!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong