Two brothers, one six and the other one five, get up one morning and the younger asks, "What are we gonna do today?"

"We are gonna learn some swear words today," his brother replies.
"Swearing is very important to learn, so we gotta start today."

So they go out into the world and learn and explore. The next morning, the younger one asks, "Did you learn any words yesterday?"

I got two - 'Hell" and 'ass'. We are each gonna take one and use it today, and I choose 'Hell'."

"But I wanted 'Hell'."

"Tough. I'm oldest; I found 'em; and I get first choice."

So they go down for breakfast, and Mom asks, "What do you guys want for breakfast?"

"Aw, hell, gimme some Cheerios," replies the oldest.

At this, Mom goes ballistic. She swats the kid, screams at him, and promises him the beating of his young life when Dad gets home that night. Then she turns to her youngest son and in a voice of pure ice asks, "And what do YOU want for breakfast?"

The kid, shaking like a leaf and white as paper, replies, "I dunno, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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