I understand that the humble winkle has the largest penis in the world relative to its body size. The winkle's winkle is 15 times the length of its body. To put this in perspective, an average sized man would have a ninety foot penis.

I know, I should get out more.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.