'Ever optimistic, the man, whose real name was not released, urged reporters to say he’d gotten stuck while trying to save a kitten. Failing that, he asked them to mention that the object of his affections was “a real stunner.” '

OMG!!! Like he's less of a dork cause his girl is hot. Talk about "wee willy winkie"

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