i think most of these are crap. How about if the guys actually start a real list?

1. When dealing with women, guys are usually just trying to figure out how to get you naked.

2. Guys like their space sometimes. Out of sight and out of earshot are both good things.

3. Guys cry... when they hit themselves with a hammer or get kicked in the nuts.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile, breasts, ass, eyes, legs....

5. Duct tape can fix most things.

6. If a guy lets you go, please go. far away. don't call. don't write.

7. Before a guy falls asleep, he usually thinks about a woman he cares a lot about... doing some deviant sexual things that he probably would never tell her about. or he's thinking about her sister.

8. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice
even just for one night, ask him who his boyfriend is.



I've done enough damage for now. Guys, add your own facts.

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