I wonder how many of the members here got this........



After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing
on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a
sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular
Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex.
According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of
five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what
should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral
sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen
to them on judgment day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied
St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of
punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain
from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of
these good people, congratulating them on their high morals and good
standards."

And so it came to pass.

Do you know what the letter said?
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No?

Hmmm... so you didn't get the letter either?

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