ok......this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a christmas porn with an elf that comes down the chimney and gives a girl a vibrater for christmas, as you can imagine they get it on and then she asked to do it again and he says (and I quote)
"Christmas only cums once a year......BITCH"

Never have I lauged so hard in my life!!

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