I'm not even stupid enough to use some of these lines


Things never to say when arguing with a woman

Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
Whoa, time out honey, the ballgame is back on.
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this
morning.
I could so use some oral sexual stimulation right now.
Hey baby-if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one
from my real wife.
Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.

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