In Greece this is a common one, your mother lays with goats, try it & see the reaction you get. diffuses a situation beautifly!

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Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet badly misjudged things when he attempted a letter bombing. He didn't pay enough postage for the package to reach his intended victim. So it came back with "return to sender" stamped on it & exploded when he picked it up (True story)

The Moral: Never eat yellow snow! (I never was good at morals)

Feeling a bit random as of late... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!