04-11-2002, 01:20 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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These are the things that I have learned watching porn.
There are Nudist colonies everywhere.
No one ever gets a pine cone up their ass when having raw sex in nature.
Teen porn stars have no parents to walk in on them but they do have a horny cousin or best friend (usually named Brad or Brett).
Whore houses never get raided.
Chocolate is a good lubricant (Please don't ask or I'll be forced to tell you).
Gangbangs are very organized.
You can tell when a porn was made by boots, socks, and carpet.
No matter how long a ladies nails are they can easily finger themselves without so much as a knick (a slight bump on a guy's nail will bring about another response).
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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