I don't know how funny this is but one alcoholic to another:

May you die in a blackout, wake up in hell, and spend eternity wondering where you are and how you got there.

No, I guess that's not so funny. It's more sick than funny. Forget you ever read it. Forget...forrrrgeet...your eyes are getting heavy...

Bitten by posting fever,
Larry

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