Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to
you. We have some rednecks up here who are
causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly
gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over
their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots,
and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats
instead of their halos.

They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean.
There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over
the place. Some of them are walking around with just
one wing."

The Lord said, " rednecks are rednecks
Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you
want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a
minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What
can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of
problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on
something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone
and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having
down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold
on."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil
returned and said , "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk
right now. Those d@mn rednecks have put out the
fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd