Speaking of W.C. Fields, the line did actually pop up in similar form in one of his movies:
Man: You're drunk!!!
WCF: ...& you're crazy...(distracted pause)...tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life....

I seem to recall that he was making a vain effort to play golf at the time of this exchange...

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