A guy went hunting in the mountains and shot a little black bear.

he felt a tap on the shoulder and there was a big black bear behind him.

We can settle this in two ways said the big black bear, either I maul you to death or you have sex with me.

The hunter dropped his pants and bent over.

Some weeks later he dedided that it wasn't good enough, got his rifle and headed out to the mountain where he shot the big black bear.

he felt a tap on the shoulder and there was a huge brown bear behind him.

We can settle this in two ways said the huge brown bear, either I savage you to death or you have sex with me.

The hunter dropped his pants and bent over

Some weeks later he dedided that he was not going to be dominated, got his rifle and headed out to the mountain where he shot the huge brown bear.

he felt a tap on the shoulder and there was an enormous grizzly bear behind him.

The grizzly bear looked at him and said. you don't come here for the hunting do you?