The Taliban which, as we all know, is responsible for everything that is wrong with the world, including my sore toe, was the group of foreign thingies that we blew up in Afghanistan, when we were trying to kill the other group of foreign thingies called Al-Gebra or something. Al-Qaeda, that's it.

Anyway that's why we blew up that other foreign country thingi, Iraq, because we pretended the Al-Qaeda people lived there. Oh no, wait, sorry, that was because they were going to blow us up with nuclear weapons. Oh, no, sorry, my mistake, it was because they were mean to themselves and used nuclear weapons on themselves. Oh, whoopsie, nope wrong again it was because they were democratic like us. Yep, that's it, they were different.

ANYWAY, now these people that we're trying to kill are blowing things up and it's because they've got this plan, right, this plan to hurt us simply because we've invaded their country.

But in the end, we have the last laugh! Don't you see, this is the best possible outcome! Because these nasty foreign people blow things up too, we get to run around being scared and hating anyone who looks different, so that Dubya can be elected - not reelected, mind you, Americans weren't stupid to vote for him the first time, he got in because he's a naughty boy but we love him anyway - and then he can bomb more people! So we will have the last bomb!

Hooray! Down with the foreign people!
CasperTG

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