"Goodbye Earl" Dixie Chicks


After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin' for a brand new world
Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Wanda started getting abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses and make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decideThat Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl

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-Ain't we just.