The last time I got a present was at Christmas. The best one? Some jewelry.

When was the last time you decided you were gonna quit your job and be a hobo for awhile? (bonus points if you actually DID quit)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney