Jellyfish *LOL*

You fall on the spineless side of sea life. Hey, no one can fault you in the looks department - the symmetry, the sheer grace. And as transparent as you are, you still manage to stun on a daily basis. Floating on the high life's currents, you're one impulsive eater. But who needs dieting when you're always on the go? You don't even have to flex a single tentacle to attract a dinner date.

Fortunately, the ocean is full of fellow jellyfish to stick with. Unfortunately, your species' common ruthlessness makes true friendship fairly impossible due to incessant competition and a tendency toward jealousy. You're not insecure. But every other silly jelly appears to be. It would help if you weren't so inherently intimidating. Or if they could even fathom being so strikingly fluent in fashion.

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