Crab

Head down, scuttling home to your cramped space, you're reckoned a recluse. As a crustacean, your formidable presence owes much to one exceptional exoskeleton. But this compact body is all brains, and your sphinx-like outlook proves equally daunting. A highly complicated cerebral nature means only your inner circle understands the underbelly of your notoriously moody temperament.

Highly selective and exceedingly sophisticated, your rare friends sink or swim by your advice on all things cultural, borrowing from your collection of obscure imports and highbrow classics. When not snapping at errant tenants, you can often be found whipping up a culinary masterpiece for one. Eternally the individual, you'd rather live like a hermit than in the presence of the murky-minded.


Damn it!!! Am I the only one who notices that neither turtles nor crabs are fish....and I love Fish!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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