Marty wakes up with a huge hangover

He looks around the room and the first thing he sees is a glass of water and an aspirin on the night stand

He sits down and sees his clothes all clean and ready for him

He looks around the room and sees that it is spotless

As he walks to the kitchen he sees the rest of the house is in order and also spotless

He notices a note left by his wife "Honey breakfast is on the table, I've gone out shopping. Love you!"

Sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the newspaper waiting for him on the kitchen table. His son is also at the table eating.

Marty asks, "Son what happened last night?"

His son says "Well dad you came home after 3 drunk. Your puked in the hall, broke our furniture, and were falling all over."

Marty replies, "Well then why is the house so clean and breakfast on the table?"

His son says "Oh that, well mom dragged you to your room and took off your pants. And when she was pulling them off you were fighting her and you said,".....

"Leave me alone woman! I'm married!"




A self induced hangover $100

Broken furniture $200

Breakfast $10

Saying the right thing Priceless!!

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