ROFLMFAO@EVERYONE! Gawd, you guys are so f'in funny! I can't get the mental pic of kneeling and clipping the lawn, blade by blade, with nail clippers...outta my head! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Too funny!

And ss? OMG! I'm peeing my panties over here! LOLOLOLOL!

OK...*trying to catch my breath and wiping the tears of laughter away*...

I'd rather mow the lawn....no wait! I like mowing the lawn! I'll make this more specific.

I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork...and then eat it raw...and close the wound with a filthy needle soaked in bat guano and threaded with wild boars hair...than sleep with...

Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein

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