Gotta be careful with a southern girl


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Maine. He bragged that he
had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said
that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any
results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man had married a Mississippi girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day
he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by
the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a
little out of his left eye!

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