People can be such assholes. They can always find something to rib other people about... too short, too tall, boobs too big, too small, too skinny, too fat, not enough makeup, too much makeup... and on it goes.

I spent 28 years being married to a man who is tall, dark and handsome... and who is in excellent physical shape. He looks GREAT, but he does (and did) absolutely nothing for me. Why? Because all of the above is just his GLOVE... what's inside of that glove sucks.

Now, I've got a wonderful man in my life. I love his glove, it's somewhat less than perfect (as is mine... oh man!!), but I love that cushy glove because I adore what's inside of it.

If someone doesn't like me because they don't like what they see, fuck 'em. I've got enough dear friends and I sure as hell don't need "stranger approval".

One more thing, keep this in mind... the plumper the berry, the sweeter the juice.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~