Ok...got this in the mail today and HAD to share it. I appologize in advance to anyone offended.


Just bought a new state-of-the-art Sony car stereo the other day.
When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music.
When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music.
Some kids ran in front of my car this morning and I shouted
"Fucking Kids" ... and it played Michael Jackson