Ok, I tried subtracting from the total, ( the short cut) and I tried adding it up, and I get different answers.
I am also very tipsy while answering this, so phooey!!! on you if you want to say mean things about my arithmetic.
#1-14- of course!! 93 points
#15- yes to all, 17 points
16-19 yes to all 27 points
#20. I have licked my own nipples.12 points
#21 Well, sort of.. She "borrowed " money from me after a wonderful romantic night. The transaction was explained to me later by friend. I still feel weird about it. A woman paying another woman for sex... Oh well. if that one time counts... 8 points
#22. YES DAMMIT!! I trade sex for free internet access. I would sleep with him anyway, but everyone else says this is trading something for sex.!!! 8 points
#23 Many many times. I'm easy. I am a slut. Big deal. 8 points
#24. Yes, from exhaustion, from intensity, (scared my partners too!) and from alcohol, like tonight. 5 points
# 25 yes, courtesy of my rat bastard EX husband. Knocked me up AND gave me gonorrhea and chlamydia. My lawyer was MUCH better than his. 8 points
#26 oral sex. anal sex. I have also had vaginal intercourse without contraception (see #25) 6 points
#27 at LEAST 7 other places.. more like 30 other places..21 points
#28 About two hours ago... after a nice after -work dinner, I had desert in the front seat of his car. 15 points
#29 15 points, both sexes (I should get 30?)
#30 Yes, usually during 3 sums. 7 points
#31. by about a thousand people every year during Carnival.
While flashing, making out with people, usually topless, and *ahem* sucking things, frottage', and and other (see # 20)sexy, nasty things. 8 points
#32 silly question (8 x 2) 16 points
#33 Oh yes!!! 4 points
#34 Yes 5 points
#35 distant cousins in France, nothing else, so NO 0 points
#36 yes 5 points
#37 yes 3 points
#38 NO!!!
#39 Once. I was curious, and was talked into it. It was warm. it smelled like garlic. Won't do it again. 25 points
#40 of course. 25 points
total 341
But if there is a total of 383 points, and I subtract my two no answers, ( 25 points, and 5 points= 30 points) the answer is higher. 353
Either way I am a perv!!!!!

tipsy, dazed, horny, and confused

Wanda

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