OK...I'll bite... What in the *%#& would one do with a goldfish during sex? And does the goldfish live thru it?

Some people have way too much time on their hands...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney