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Kidding aside....alot of folks tend to call my town the center of what's known as The Red Web....an area of malignant psychic energy and creepy stuff tends to happen alot in the more remote areas.
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Oh yes most notable is the Swamp of no Return effect. Once you move to the area and expend any psychic energy you are bound to that area.
Most likely your soul will be too and that means no pleasant aftre life for you as your disembodied spirit wanders around in the places you once were.
Oh yes and the nasty chemical plants will not be very good either tainting the soul like it taints the land. Can you get cancer of the soul? You better hope not!
Anyways it is all my fanciful delusions addind a twisted explination of why there are so many damn ghosts and demons running aorund especially in rural areas where churches almost outnumber people.
Other strange effects to watch out for:
1) Sometimes you will randomly teleport across the area.
2) Blind old ladies you meet in the boonies who you never met, but expected you to come by.
3) Really, really fat people with poor hygene.
4) A swamp yeti
5) A guy who looks like a swamp yeti, but is really my dad.
6) A girl between the ages of 18 and 25 who is single with no kids, attractive and willing to give my sorry ass a blowjob (OK I made that one up.)
7) My sorry ass about once a month on weekends (OK I amde this one up too. I don't have gas money to come visit Sucubus Kitty anymore and I amy just have to move there soon since my rent is running out. Also, I don't have a sorry ass, but I am told by everyone that I have a very smart one.)