A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his mum
was watching him. The kid had a bag of jelly beans. He put one in his mouth, grabbed the cat and bit it. He then dropped down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth, bit the cat again and dropped down to the next step. His mum, wondered what he was doing and went up and asked him. "I'm playing truckers." said the kid, "Poppin pills, eating pussy and movin' on."