Shave every day, Pussy Willow? Now THAT is what I call devotion to duty. I agree that there is nothing - yes nothing - quite as delightful as having a smooth wet pussy slurped all over you. Especially if you add the effect the slurping is having on its owner.

It surprises me that ladies who would never dream of going around with hairy armpits get all confused when it comes to tending their pussy.

But forget about shaving - that's primitive and brutal. It can leave a five o'clock shadow and missing a day leaves you with vicious bristles. Bikini cream is easier, smoother and lasts longer. It is also less of a problem to reach the bits right at the back - important if he is to slide up and down between your butt cheeks for a while without coming.