What is your most common curse or phrase?
Umm...".awwyafuckinidiot!" Followed closely by: "Fuck off", and when I'm really agitated, "You FUCKING moron".
What is your favorite?
I dunno...."skullfuck" is funny
Do you curse publicly on a regular basis?
Yes, as long as it's not in front of family and/or authority figures who could come down on me for it. Not always loudly, though.
Do you curse in front of your kids? (that is where the title of the thread comes from)
Don't have kids, but I don't say "fuck" or "cunt" around my parents, interestingly enough "sod" is okay by them...
Earlier this year I went to some stupid food fair thing at a school to meet a girl (no, she wasn't a student there...long story). Anyway, it was mostly attended by 5-12 year old kids and their parents, and the MC for the event was your typical stupid "goofy" adult with idiotic humour and a similarly idiotic party hat, and at one point I said, more audibly than intended, "Mate, you're about as funny as gonorrhrea" and a couple of parents glared at me...that was fun