I thought i'd share what is apparently my dads new favorite joke w/yall ... its an interesting conversation starter at least. Here goes:

Dad: Erin have you ever smelled moth balls?
Me: yeah, why?
Dad: how didja get their little legs apart?

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To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
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