12-11-2003, 06:33 AM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 9,466
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Good News?!?!
A stunning young secretary walks into her boss's office, without knocking.
"What is it?" he asks, a bit annoyed at being interrupted at his work.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you" she replies.
The boss isn't happy.....
"Why do you always have to give me BAD news" he complains, "Can't you tell me some good news for a change?"
"Alright then, I will..." she says........
"You're NOT Sterile!!!"
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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