Walking into the bar, Joe said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Joe replied, "she came to me on her hands and
knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed you little chicken shit!'"

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Susan