REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME...
>>>
>>> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and
>>> Game, while both male and female reindeer grow
>>> antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
>>> their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
>>> late November to mid-December. Female reindeer
>>> retain their antlers till after they give birth in
>>> the spring.
>>>
>>> Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
>>> depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of
>>> them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
>>>
>>> We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to
>>> drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around
>>> the world in one night and not get lost.

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton