Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left.....and they begin to discuss their sons...

First guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

Second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he's so successful he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."

Third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm but HE got a break too! They made HIM a broker and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich he gave HIS best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."

Fourth guy comes back from the bathroom. The first three explain they're telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side...he's doing quite well...a few of his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his birthday."

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