11-04-2003, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: in the place where all our dreams begin
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*chuckle* That was a good one... And so, so true. 
baby
I watched a whole entire human being come out of there, and I realized that I would never again be the largest thing she had ever had. Very unsettling for the male ego. I mean, how could I say something romantic like "Here it comes baby, I'm gonna split you in half!" when I know for a fact how happy she would have been if the baby's head had only been three times the size of my dick? ~Chris Bridges
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