A plane is in mid-flight way out over the ocean when suddenly
the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hi-
jacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and stewardess.

He holds his gun at the pilot's head and says, "Take this plane
to Cuba or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place!"

The pilot calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside and says,
"Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into
the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks about this and then holds the gun at the
copilot's head and says, "Take this plane to Cuba or I'm gonna
spill HIS brains all over the place."

But the copilot also calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside
and says, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he
could keel over at the shock of my being killed like that.
So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into
the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks about this for a moment and then holds the
gun at the navigator's head and says, "Take this plane to Cuba
or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place."

But the navigator calmly reaches up, pushes the gun aside and
says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys
have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find
their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Cuba.
So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the
sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

The hijacker thinks some more, shrugs and this time holds the
gun at the stewardess's head and says, "Take this plane to Cuba
or I'm gonna spill HER brains all over the place."

No one says a word but the stewardess leans over and whispers
something into the hijacker's ear.

The hijacker turns beet red, drops his gun, and runs out of
the cockpit in a panic.

Later after the crew has tracked down the hijacker (whom they
found cowering behind some crates in the hold) and tied him
up, the pilot asks the stewardess what she said that terrified
the man so.

"I told him, sir, that if he killed me, HE'd be the one who'd
have to give you guys your blowjobs...."