[A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with.]

*Well....I've always said I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork than ____________ (fill in the blank)!*

[Thou roguish malmsey-nosed skainsmate!]

*OMG! Anyone who knows me well.....(all my real "names".....married and maiden)....will totally understand why I kept this insult! And WTF is a skainsmate???????*

[Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.]

*Oh shit! I don't recall ever reading this line!!!! You can have this one Lil......I think it suits you.....whilst in thy dungeon! ROFLMFAO!*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~