A man enters the confessional. “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month.”
Nookie Green seems to be very popular with my male parishioners, the priest thinks. Then, he tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.”
Soon, another man enters the confessional. “Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months.”

This time the priest has to ask, “Who is Nookie Green?”
“A new woman in the neighborhood,” the sinner replies.

“Very well,” says the priest. “Go and say ten Hail
Mary’s.” The priest leaves the church wondering, who in the world is
Nookie Green?

The next morning in church the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon, when suddenly a gorgeously tall woman enters. All the men’s eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest.

Her dress is green and way too short, with matching
shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and alter boys gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, “Is that Nookie Green?” The altar boy’s eyes are popping out of his head, as he replies, “No, I think it’s just the reflection off her shoes.”