A young couple got married and in their family it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.
Well, this happened but then they danced for the second song too.
And a third.
By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
"Your Honour, we were just dancing and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs."
"That must have hurt," said the Judge.
"No kidding," said the best man. "He broke three of my fingers!"

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind